Monday, June 4, 2012

The Interesting Situation

Last week I had an evening meeting to attend, so Chad stayed home with the boys. When I got home and asked Chad how things went, he replied that everything was fine, but that there was one interesting situation.

Before I go into the details of the interesting situation, there are three bits of background you should know.

First, you should know that Chad and I have been very lucky with our kids in the bathtub. We know plenty of people who have dealt with the "poop in the tub" incident, but fortunately we have somehow managed to avoid that situation.

Second, you should know that I am one of "those" parents who has chosen not to potty train my boys at the age of six months. Yes, Chase is two. Yes, he shows signs that he's ready to potty train. No, I have not started potty training him yet. I waited until Alec was three, and it was one of the easiest parenting experiences I have ever had, so I plan to do the same with Chase. Judge all you want.

Finally, you should know a little bit more about Alec's personality. He is a very serious boy, who takes things very literally. He is the first to let me know if someone isn't following the rules in a game, and he makes sure to let me know whenever Chase is doing something he shouldn't be doing.

So back to the interesting situation... (Can you see where this is going yet?)

Chad was giving the boys a bath together, and he had stepped out of the bathroom for just a minute to get their pajamas. Apparently, the 30 seconds that Chad chose to leave the bathroom were the same 30 seconds that Chase felt the need to do his business. Since this had never happened while in the tub before, Chase was not sure what to do. On some level he must have realized that he shouldn't poop in the tub or on his brother. But he didn't quite know enough to sit on the big potty to do it. So what did he do? He got out of the tub and did his business right smack dab on the bathroom rug.

Alec, being the meticulous child he is, proceeded to frantically yell, "Daddy, Chase pooped on the floor!" at the top of his lungs.

Oh, but it gets better. You see, since Chad and I have been married for over 10 years now, and since we're now parents, we have graduated to the level of talking about our kids' poop like we talk about the weather. So in an effort to better understand how bad the situation was, I asked Chad if it was easy to clean up. His response? "Well, it was until Chase stepped in it."

By the time Chad got done telling the story, I had tears coming down my face. And do you know what the best part of this whole story was? I wasn't even there when the whole "interesting situation" happened! I love that something like this actually happened with someone other than me. I'm not sure Chad feels the same way, but even he was laughing a little bit while telling me the story. Though I bet next time he'll make sure the pajamas are ready to go before bath time...


  1. Oh. My. That's all I can say. Just... oh my. :)

  2. So lucky this is your first poop incident! My youngest used to poop in the tub all the time. I swear the warm water loosened her bowels! And Yippee that this happened to daddy!

  3. Ha! It is extra sweet when poop incidents (tub-related or otherwise) happen to Daddy rather than Mommy. See? See what I deal with? Now you understand, don't you? DON'T YOU?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  4. I waited until both of my boys were three before I potty trained them so don't worry :) I have also been unfortunate enough to have many poop in the bathtub moments! Your story is too funny :)

  5. Wahahaha!!! I can't stop laughing!!! Great post! Poor daddy! Wait, some parents potty train their kids at 6 months?

    Just followed you on GFC! Hope I get a follow back! Thank you!!! :)

  6. It's always funnier when you're the one who didn't have to deal with it yourself. :D

  7. How wonderful that you missed that! I mean, I know you always want to be there for the big firsts, but I think poop in the tub/on the bathroom floor falls into the, "won't be too disappointed if I miss it" category. I have a seven month old and am waiting for the poop in the tub day. It's just a matter of time.

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